A couple of quickies before left Dismaland. Not easy to found them. Maybe if you get to seduce a rich women in the park, ask her to bring you to the toilets…just for the quickies!

Not sure about why the emperor statues are above teen graffitis. Maybe it´s about who is behind the alternative culture, maybe it´s a tribute to those who founded the imperialism, maybe I should take some drugs and go to the disco… whatever!

If you ever go to Dismaland, be careful with the seagulls. They love selfish….I wanna say shellfish… I wanna say sell fish. So take care with your “fried and cheap” meal…I wanna say “fish and chips” meal. I mean… share your food with local wildlife!

 Another BIG THEME should be Global Warming and how we are wasting the earth’s natural resources. It seems that we are trying to destroy our planet, but the planet is something bigger than us, little humans. In the war against the planet, we lost…he wins. Maybe we can get to kill ourselves (bravo!), but life will continue without us. Not a big deal.

Some months ago I was invited to take part on a big project called Dismaland. A sort of amusement park where you can find the big themes of today. After several discarded proposals, we arrived to the clever idea that there isn´t a bigger theme today than piss (peace) in the world, so lets think about it. What if the actuals wars arrive to Occident? Let’s search for the toilet please!AMERICAN PISS / DISMALAND, UK

…Europe is living a celebration… Democracy is in check.

…lets sing all together.

// Fountain Karaoke / Paris, France

Historians are not agree where it comes from the Greek tradition of breaking plates. The version I like the most says that the ancient greeks broke plates against the marble floors of their houses to ward off evil spirits with the clatter of broken crockery.

Breaking a plate for Greece is a psychomagic act to ward off evil spirits from Greece. I hope that it works.

…Opa!

Los historiadores no se ponen de acuerdo dónde nace la tradición griega de romper platos. La versión que más me gusta dice que los antiguos griegos rompían platos contra el suelo de mármol de sus casas para alejar los malos espíritus con el ruido de vajilla rota.

Romper un plato por Grecia es un acto de psicomagia para alejar los malos espíritus de Grecia. Espero que funcione!

…Opa!

/…so many thanks to Street Art Osterlen and Alejandro to make it happens : )